Lazy Limerick

After trying to write about my dog, my dinner and dare I say it, American Idol I realized that my muse must be on holiday today. So forgive me for publishing a limerick.

Lazy Limerick

This poet is tired and sleepy,
She is weary and a little bit weepy.
So this poem’s not her best,
Just re-read the rest,
Or read into this one more deeply.


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The Toddler Series VI

The little girl this poem is written about is truly treated like a princess by her family. If Texas had a royal family, I am sure they would be a part of it.

The Princess from Texas

Once upon a time in a land known as Texas,
A princess sat down to a good hearty breakfast,
She thought and she wondered as she chewed on her food,
What things will be different now that I’m two?

Will I still love my babies, I can’t be too old?
Will I still love to sing, entertaining the crowds?
I guess to find out if that‘s still really in me,
I can just take a look at my big sis, McKynlee.

I know, I will still love my Daddy and Mommy
I know, that I’ll still think that Elmo is funny
I guess being two, though grown up, is okay
In fact, I think, it will be one special day.

So Sweet Princess Mady, put on your crown
And know that today, you’re the toast of the town
The Queen and the King couldn’t be any prouder,
Or have anymore love for their beautiful daughter.

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The Toddler Series V

I wrote this poem today for a friend. Her little girl is one of a kind and I hope I captured her well.

Sonyea Dolittle

Who is that darling little dish?
Over there with that big fish?
That’s Sonyea, who is two you know,
And the fishy guy’s of course, Nemo.

Our little Miss Dolittle has no fear,
Of snakes or lions or even bears!
She adores all animals big and small,
Though it’s Vicky she loves most of all.

A great big fan of Tinkerbell,
She loves that fairy and thinks she’s swell.
She often sits to read that tale,
Though she tries to speak it all in “whale”

A quirky girl, but a real cutie
Shining with a sunny beauty,
That warms the hearts of all she meets,
Her sassy smile a real treat.

Happy Birthday little girl,
You’ve turned our lives into a whirl,
But we’re so happy you are here,
We love you more each passing year.

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At Seventeen

Another Poem for my Daughter, Kaitlin. She sure is an inspiration. I think I can publish a book just with poems for Kaitlin.

Kaitlin is turning Seventeen months old

At Seventeen

At seventeen months, I know I am your world.
At seventeen years, I pray I am a part.

At seventeen months, I always know where you are.
At seventeen years, I pray that you call.

At seventeen months, you cry over booboos.
At seventeen years, you will cry over boys.

At seventeen months, a kiss will make it better.
At seventeen years, I pray a hug will help.

At seventeen months, I love to hear you talk.
At seventeen years, I pray I remember to listen.

At seventeen months, your world is a full of wonder.
At seventeen years, I pray our world is wonderful.

At seventeen months, you are just starting childhood.
At seventeen years, you are just leaving it behind.

At seventeen months, I love you with all my heart.
At seventeen years, I will love you with all my heart.

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The Toddler Series IV

I wrote this for a pretty little girl who loves "Twinkle Little Star." I think it works perfectly.

Twinkle Twinkle Taylor

Twinkle Twinkle, Taylor Honey
Come tell Mommy, what’s so funny?
Are you happy ‘cause you’re turning two?
Or ‘cause you know you’re loved so true?

How I wonder what you’ll be,
A dancer, a doctor, a Mom like me?
Whatever road you choose to ride,
Mom and Dad will beam with pride.

A star above, you shine so bright,
The way you treat your “babies” right.
The way you sit and play for hours,
Building all your little towers.

My little diamond in the night
Your pretty face, my favorite sight
Up from your nap all fresh and new,
Your sweet voice asking “Mommy are you?”

So Twinkle, Twinkle Taylor Dear,
I love you more each passing year.
You’re all I wanted you to be.
You’ll always be a part of me.

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OOEY GOOEY YELLOW OOZE

This is a fun little poem that was meant to be a children's story. The artwork is by a talented woman named Jill Brogdon. Someday we will get it together and get this book published!

Ooey Gooey Yellow Ooze

A beautiful thing appeared one day,
Early in the Month of May.
It was gorgeous in a stunning way,
A strikingly colorful array.

The people of a little town,
Were captivated by the land's new crown.
They gathered all their tools round,
And tried to get this jewel down.

They struck it with their mighty poles,
And created four gigantic holes.
Four colors came out in steamy rolls,
The towns' folk got scared and ran for their souls!













Ooey Gooey Yellow Ooze
Coming down the road in two's
C'mon and help us spread the news!
Ooey Gooey Yellow Ooze.












Blecky, Yucky Purple Slime
Coming down like serpentine.
Oops it just got that mime!
Blecky Yucky Purple Slime.

Icky, Sicky Big Green Goop,

Coming down with Hoola Hoops.

Somebody warn those girl guide troops!

Icky Sicky Big Green Goop.

Dusty Musty Gross Brown Bunk,

Pouring out of old car trunks.

We have to stop it or we're sunk.

Dusty Musty Gross Brown Bunk

Worried Furried Mr Mayor

Said, this town needs help, someone to care

To tame this colorful nightmare!

Poor worried furried Mr. Mayor.

Happy Chappy Painter Paul

Heard the sad and tainted call.

My paints and I can help them all!

Onward Happy Painter Paul.

First he got the Yellow Ooze

By lighting a special color fuse.

It exploded all the sallow hues.

Goodbye Gooey Yellow Ooze.

Then he hit the purple slime,

Got it with some purple mines.

Grabbed the slime and saved that mime!

See ya later purple slime.

Now on to the Big Green Goop,

He cornered it in a chicken coop,

Then turned it into Broccoli soup.

Now it's yummy big green goop!

Last came musty gross Brown Bunk.

He simply told it how much it stunk.

It then backed off, an embarrassed hunk.

No more worries about Gross Brown Bunk.

Now finished, Paul turned around,

He then stepped forward and made this sound,

"You silly people of this town,

Never knock another Rainbow down!"

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The Toddler Series III

I love this poem. Everytime I read it, it makes me smile. The little boy it is written about has the most impish grin I have ever seen.

Gun Totin’ Carter

Sit around children, and I’ll tell you a tale,
About the toughest and roughest toddler male.
The Hughes’ house is safe from crooks, and the like
Because of the bravery of this little tyke.

You can look far and wide and not find any kid smarter,
Than, juice sippin’ gun totin’ two year old Carter.
He’s quick with a smile and tries not to be rude,
But it’s hard for this little, cartoon watching dude.

As tough as he is, he still loves his mommy,
And he still loves to play with his sister’s cute puppy.
And unlike a cowboy who is beaten and weathered,
This little boy has been nothing but treasured

He might have fun with his guns, and be a true little boy,
But his hugs and sweet kisses still fill all with joy.
So my tough darling boy, on the day that you’re two,
I want you to know that your family loves you!

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The Todder Series II

I have been writing poems for two year olds for a few weeks now. My little one turned two a couple of weeks ago and I just haven't had a chance to write one for her. I finally did, and I can't get to the end of it without crying.

Charming Kaitlin

My adorable baby has come upon two,
As warm and as sparkly as a new morning dew.
Each day enhances her sweet grace and charm,
A gift God has granted and placed in my arms.

The voice of an angel and the soul of a saint,
A fresh breath of air, a sweet summer rain.
I can’t tell you the joy of being her mother.
I can not believe how much I could love her.

With each little gesture, I find her more charming,
And that smile, that smile – could it be more disarming?
She’s a girl with few words, but says volumes with eyes,
Filled up with gratitude, this mom often cries.

I truly don’t know where the two years have gone,
It seems only yesterday she was just turning one.
Lord please mind I cherish each day we’re together,
And allow me to hug her and kiss her forever.

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A Late Summer Afternooon at Gage Park

This one is not technically a poem, but it has a nice rhythm to it. This is one of my favourite pieces. The warm weather we've had the past couple of days got me thinking about summer and I though I would share this nice summer memory.

A Late Summer Afternoon at Gage Park

We parked a long ways from the playground. Kaitlin had fallen asleep and I thought the walk in the stroller would do us both some good. The path was shaded with large cedars and spruce trees, the breeze was sweet.

I found a bench under an oak, unbuckled Kaitlin and settled her on my lap. I watched the children playing in the splash fountain. I watched their parents watching them. I saw a young couple sharing a cigarette and being mildly neglectful of their preschool kids. I saw a mother and grandmother arguing in a language I didn't know, while two little boys played happily beside them. I've traded hellos with them over the summer. The boys don't seem to mind the constant bickering and I often wonder if they are actually comforted by it. I saw an older couple of a young toddler who were both overprotective and overindulgent, afraid that the miracle given to them could be snatched away in a moment. I saw with a wary eye the middle-aged man who may have just been taking a rest from cycling, but who was sitting too close and staring too long at a little girl he had no business looking at. I was grateful the park was so full of families.

Kaitlin soon awoke, the smile on her face priceless when she realized she was at the park, and at the good park. She sat on my lap and watched for a while too. After a few minutes she asked to get down, and I took her sundress off and she danced and pranced around showing off her pink, ruffled one piece. I quickly looked around and was grateful the middle-aged man had left. Then my one and a half year old daughter, who is the bravest woman I have ever met, ran straight into the biggest fountain sprinkler, turning to make sure I saw, then turning to make sure everyone saw. I couldn't resist joining her. I am also an older, overindulgent, overprotective parent. We laughed, we got soaked, and we knocked over other kids. We played and splashed until the sun started to go behind the trees and Kaitlin started shivering.

It was actually her idea to move on. We sat back down on the bench and I took off her wet bathing suit and put her sundress back on. I was chilly in my wet clothes but not bothered by them. After a brief swing ride we started back to the car. There was no need for the stroller on the way back. Kaitlin happily walked beside me holding my hand, talking to me in a language that I vaguely remember but no longer understand. Babbling baby wisdom that I wished she could share.

After we settled in the car, I saw my camera sitting in my bag. I hadn't taken any pictures or video of this perfect afternoon. But then I realized it doesn't matter. The movie in my mind is far clearer and far more colourful than anything a camera could capture. I think Kaitlin will remember too.

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The Toddler Series

I have written some poems for a whole slew of two year olds. These are the children of some of my best friends although I have only ever met one in person. They are my online friends, the women I turn to in joy and despair and my life is richer for knowing them.

This first poem is for a beautiful little girl named Sophie. A doll for sure, but a handful I think too!

Mischevious Sophie

As Sophie winds up her second year,
“Don’t touch that sweetie, come over here”
She fills our lives with so much joy
“Please honey, we don’t chew our toys”

A real beauty, she couldn’t be cuter.
“Sophie! What happened to mommy’s computer!”
Such a sweet disposition, she is seldom a grouch.
“Darling, don’t climb on the back of the couch!”

Her pretty voice lifted up in song.
“No jumping on Flynn, you know that’s wrong!”
We’re filled with pride that she knows her letters
“Out of my makeup, you know better”

All jesting aside, we love our girl,
She changed our life, she changed our world.
So Sophie-bug on birthday TWO
We are thrilled that we have you.

“Oops, I have to go and end this verse
Sophie just dumped out all my purse”

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I Never Knew

Becoming a parent is life-changing in so many ways. I can honestly say I had no idea the overwhelming emotion and feeling you have wrapped up in that squirming, crying little bundle. A friend describes it as walking around with your heart in that little person's body. She gets it.....

I wrote this poem to try to express these feelings. In some ways it sums it up well, in others it is not even close.

I Never Knew

I never knew wonder until I first saw your face
I never knew warmth until your first sweet embrace

I never knew happiness until your first smiles
I never knew worry and pacing for miles

I never knew joy until I first heard you laugh
I never knew "soaked" until that one silly bath

I never knew how cute baby drool could be
I never knew beauty in three little teeth

I never knew music until your first baby babble
I never knew grace, yet on legs so unstable

I never knew skin as soft as goose down
I never knew "family" was a verb not a noun

I never knew my life would be such a whirl
I never knew love 'till I knew baby girl

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A Poem A Day Keeps the Therapist Away

Hi All,

The purpose of this blog, if blogs do indeed require a purpose, is to showcase both my poetry and terrific poems by other writers.

So without further ado.....on with the show

I wrote this one for a friend of a friend's baby shower. The gift was a tree sapling in a pot, the poem required relating the tree theme with the baby theme

The Simple Tree

A tree is so simple a thing.
All it requires to provide us with life giving oxygen,
Is a little sunshine, some water and a bit of caretaking.

A child also seems such a simple thing.
All he requires to provide us with life affirming joy
Is a little patience, some tenderness and a bit of love.

So Bless the tree and Bless the child.
The future depends on how we care for them both.

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